When defacating in public there is one general rule: Flush! flush! flush! Make it look like you aren’t actually doing it, but in for a number one. Or just avoid unless necessary. Some people don’t seem to understand this. I for one, attempt to schedule my bathroom breaks between 5:30pm and 6:30pm while in the comfort of my own home. Actually, I never realized how regular I was until I started taking notice. Anyway, what made me notice are the multiple incidents that I have sadly witnessed in one of the most notorious public restrooms: The Office bathroom. Sure it doesnt smell as bad as the one in Rideau (God I refuse to go into that one, the stench is horrendous), but the worst things I’ve witnessed have occured there.
The funniest are the things people will do to avoid being detected: Crinkling the toilet paper, clearing the throat, flushing. LOL.
I don’t know what it is, but I seriously think people have a radar that detects my bathroom habits because mainly everytime I go to the washroom, someone has to go and take a dump! They aren’t even discreet about it. I mean you hear everything, and I mean EVERYTHING. See, if I am forced to go, Ill wait til it’s empty and even switch floors ’til I find a vacant loo (Ha!). If no one is there, then I’ll do what I gotta do. If I can’t hold it (emergency situation and I can’t believe I’m blogging about my bowel movements, what am I thinking!?!) and someone is there, Ill time it with someone else’s flush or just produce one of my own. It’s called the courtesy flush. You do it so that no one knows what you’re up to (or at least doesnt have to smell it). It’s just a polite pride-saving technique. But do people use it? Not when Im around. In fact, I think they have taken note of my bathroom habits and purposefully manage to go to the washroom at the same time I do. Plokch! plokch! I swear I once witnessed a large woman having diarrhea right next to me. Do people have no shame?! PS. Hand washing did not ensue.
Gross.
Cheers and have a great lunch everyone!
Da bitch!