Backdoor Bill

Ever been back doored? Like royally screwed? Yeah, that was me this weekend, but more specifically, out of the various incidents that occured, this one took the cake. Ever make plans with someone, like definite plans and have them drop off the face of the earth the day of the event? We’ve all had those. Hell, Ive even kinda done it. You know when you commit but you dont really wanna go? But in this case, this person knew how much going meant to me and about how previous plans had fallen through, yet decided to screw me over anyway. Gotta love that.

Worst part of it is, that he didnt even know what the event was – as in, he had never heard of it. Bastard asks me to send all the info about the event, directions and all. I do so and include pricing etc. He writes to me saying it’s a go and to text him to finish up the details. Except, he knew full well that I did not have his new cell number. (Uh oh!) I knew that writing back was moot, but I still did confirming details for meeting times. I emailed him and texted his old cell, knowing that he would probably give me some lame excuse about not having checked facebook etc. Weird thing is, that I had a dream about it the night before. About him not calling me.

The next day, 11 am hits and I know full well that I wont hear from him. I know full well that he has my number, but won’t text and then will say “Oh I never heard from you” and go to the event without me with the GF who was supposed to come with. Indeed, as predicted, his email came in at 500pm, about 30 mins before the end of the event. And, like clockwork, it came “Oh no! I just read this..I should have texted YOU, what was I thinking….. The event was great, I went with my GF… .” and went on to describe it. WOW. I coulda punched him! You can imagine my response. It was classic. I told him to go screw himself and that I had more fun doing something else than hang out with him and his trailor trash girlfriend he met online (lol).

Oh it doesnt end here. He TEXTS me 10 mins after I wrote the email on FB and blocked his ass! What? You have my number all of a sudden? You have texted me? You read the FB message very quickly?? All of a sudden you have access to FB? I smell a rat, a dirty rat. ASSHOLE!!!!! It was my bloody idea and he stole it, went without me – stood me up, and had the nerve to write to me about it?? I predicted he would do it, so don’t call me crazy for accusing him of wrongdoing. He called me nuts. Ummm who wouldnt be pissed? The poor excuse for a human being had put the moves on me a while back…He was probably still reeling from the very obvious rejection. Hell, I wouldnt touch him with a 50 foot pole! The only way he gets any is because he hits up desperate eleventeen year olds so hopped up on drugs they dont realize how ugly he is and settle. No one decent will ever want his pathetic ass. EVER. I didn’t 😉 Oh, did I mention that in the event that I had found his number, he had a ready made excuse (his phone died and he had no battery). This is the lil shit who kept texting and FBing me to go out with him 2 mos ago. LOL

So, suck my dick bitch. I saved the 60 bux + that you couldn’t afford to put down. Enjoy life at your mom’s loser.

Just because you can fit in it, doesn’t mean you should wear it

Ever seen this: Older women in their late 40s and 50s dressing in tight skinny jeans, tube tops, 5 inch heals and wearing way too much makeup? No? Hit Gatineau, QC and you will find them in abundance. I swear, their haven is the mall, specifically the cheap, taudry teen stores. Where else? Besides the bar, trying to pick up your young ass.  Seriously, there should be an age limit in those stores. No one over the age of 24. An alarm should sound if your old ass tries to get in.

Anyway, I saw so many at Promenades de l’Outaouais that I almost fell over as I looked over a sea of bleached blonde hair and hot pink lipstick! The worst is when you think it’s a young person and they turn around. Egadz! In my building there is one lady who shows up to work wearing tight clothing, including this micro mini and this leopard print dress. AT WORK. She’s 5o! Sure she weighs 80 lbs, but frig, this begs the title of this blog! You might be a size 10 in children sizes, but that doesnt give you a license to go out and buy it, let alone expose the rest of the world to it. Did I mention the 6 inch healed thigh high boots? Oh lawwd.

Seriously, I dont understand why people can not accept their age and who they are. Yer old. DEAL WITH IT. Wearing something your granddaughter is wearing will not make you 16 again. Give it up lady. Especially you at the shoe store who gave me the ruddest laugh cause I wouldnt let her cougar ass go by. I was there first, it’s like go around.

Any comments? Anyone? Bueller?

Courgarlicious!

So last night, on the bus (God all my material comes from here I swear lol), I sit down and notice a lady. Now I have a pic to prove it, but Im not sure how to post it right now. Anyway, there were 2 ladies, but Ill start with the first one. This one looked lovely, actually they both did but the first one was “chiquer”. Who were they? 2 women in their 40s and 50s dressing in a non age appropriate manner. The first had designer everything, sunglasses, handbag, loads of makeup, bleached blonde hair and lips outline with a darker colour than her lipstick…Her clothes were characteristic of a 20-30 something gal and the lipstick was straight out of the 80s. The second one was in her 50s wearing a shirt with those black leggins and shoes that a teen would wear. Now it looked nice, til ya saw the face! Honestly, why can people not accept their age? I dont mind when an older person looks nice, but some things shouldnt be worn by a middle aged woman.

As for the men? Skater sneakers and backwards caps went out years ago. Get with the program. Im not saying they should wear vests, but something age appropriate.

Any thoughts?